Naomi Campbell trampled me

I went to the launch of something called The Face on Tuesday with me new old mucker, Terri White, a spectacularly successful Brit who moved out here last year to become Executive Editor at Life&Style.

Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova present the TV show, the premise of which is to find a new supermodel, I think. I wasn’t really paying attention. I was too distracted by the spectacle of 3 supermodels singing Freedom with a gospel choir.

Unfortunately, Naomi’s performance must have got her over excited. As she made her way to her sectioned off seating area she and her entourage, which consisted of a 4ft something white-haired septuagenarian and another British model, Jourdan Dunn, she seemed to miss the fact that runt- height people were in her way and pushed her way through, sending us pygmies trailing in her wake.

Check out the supermodel gospel.


Whaddaya think?